The Complete Substitute for All Forms of Sociability

PROFESSOR: Any questions? (long pause) Class, do you understand ?? CLASS: Sir, it’s a grey area.

PROFESSOR: …oh, so what you’re saying is that suffrage is a right and not a “right and a privilege”? STUDENT: Yes, ma’am. In my own point of view, which I think is wrong.

PROFESSOR: (giving exam instructions) For Set A, there are 8 multiple choice questions. Choose not just the right answer but the best answer and explain briefly. For Set B, there are 12 essay questions – CLASS: Huh??? PROFESSOR: What’s so "huh" about that?

PROFESSOR: Mr. ____, what are the instances wherein a negotiable instrument may be payable on demand? CLASSMATE: Section 7 provides for five instances wherein a negotiable instrument is payable on demand. PROFESSOR: You say there are five. How come I have seven? CLASSMATE: (glances down at the book)…. Ah, Ma’am, there are seven. I’m sorry I forgot to…highlight that part.

"Study the law, but memorize the exceptions." ~ Property Law Professor "If you don't understand, memorize." ~ Credit Transactions Professor

"Class, don’t re-arrange the law. Just the facts." ~ Property Law Professor

CLASSMATE: Ikaw ra nag-koan sa imo hair? JUTE: Ga-pa-parlor ko. CLASSMATE: Giunsa man? JUTE: Gi-shampoo, hot oil, 'nya blow -- CLASSMATE: Blowjob...unya? JUTE: ...Wa nako gipa-blowjob ako hair oi.